You Are 98% Sexy


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D, isn't it? Has anyone ever told you that you're a walking, talking clichéOf course, nothing speaks silent and stoic like the cape, the body armor and the seven-foot long sword, but don't you think it's a little over the top? Especially the hat ( Read more... )

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Public indecency?

That's-- I went outside without a shirt for five minutes to find out what the hussle is all about. That's not public indecency! I'm wearing trousers!

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Really now. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop molesting me, Officer.

( ooc; Thomas might've turned the vampire charm on a bit to avoid getting thrown into jail and see where ( Read more... )